YOU GOT ME

THINKING INSIDE
YOUR BOX BABY

Inside Your Box

WHERE THE

COYOTES HOWL AND THE
RATTLESNAKES RATTLE

Back In The Saddle

PUT YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER

OF MY LOVE GUN

Nubbin Rubbin

I'M GONNA SHOVE

THAT FUCKIN PHONE
RIGHT UP YOUR ASS

Retard

COME ON BABY

'CAUSE IT AIN'T GONNA
LICK ITSELF

Lick It

Bigger than Garth

Brad = 7 and 3/4 inches - Garth = 6 and 3/8 inches

measure up

SOBER

You've been tugging that thing for an hour
And it don't seem to want to rise
And it ain't like I don't want to
Rock and roll between your thighs

Why don't we wait until I'm sober
And I can make that bad boy stand
I'm so happy just to hold you
And you don't need to sprain your hand

If you keep jerkin on that gherkin
Yer gonna raise blisters on my skin
Just let me sleep for a couple hours
And like the south I'm gonna rise again

Get It Fer Yerself

TWO REVIEWS AND A COCKTAIL RECIPE

"Cult following..."

Reviewer: video_slime
"I hope this guy garners enough of a cult following to keep writing and playing for years to come. Clever lyrics, and well-crafted musicianship appear to be stock in trade, even people that don't like cowboy music will find something to appreciate here."

Dirty Cowboy Cocktail

1/2 oz Chocolate sauce.
1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1 oz Butterscotch Schnappes
Shake with ice. Strain into shot glass.
Pour on nipples and lick it off.

‘Filthy stuff... and funny too.’

Reviewer: G
"This has got to be the funniest filthiest thing I've ever heard. No matter what kind of music you enjoy, Brad has the thing for you no matter how you're feeling! Guaranteed to pick you up. F--- It is a great philosophy, and is my favorite song on the album."

Show Me Your Rack

I'm no fan of silicone
I like my tomatoes homegrown.

home grown

Come on sit up on my lap
Let's undo your little bra strap
Brush your hair back out the way
Let those puppies come out and play
Your rack
Show me your rack

VIDEOS

IT AIN'T GONNA LICK ITSELF


NUBBIN RUBBIN {ft. Stormy}


RETARD {ft. Stormy}


HARD ON THE TRAIL


BACK IN THE SADDLE


SHOVE IT {for Johnny}


FUCK IT


SOBER


GET NAILED


ASSHOLE